The Vending Machine dispenses tasty internet snacks to satisfy your taste for junk at the end of a long working week!
Showbiz News
- Sonic The Hedgehog will be getting his own movie in 2018. For reals.
- More Gilmore Girls reviival news! Yippee! Jess is back! And Paris! Also, there are rumblings that Sutton Foster will appear in it as her Bunheads character Michelle.
Trailer Trash
- Make sure you have tissues handy because the trailer for Me Before You has been released
- Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is the lastest stupid comedy from Zefron. It also stars Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza.
Book News
- Merlin’s Beards! A new Harry Potter book! NEGNIRNGOIRONGRSNNfnfiefebjbojfs. That pretty much sums up my feels.
- Cassandra Clare is being sued for copyright infringement for her Shadowhunter series.
Internet Faves
- Hold me closer tiny dancer! Elton John jumps in the car with James Corden in the latest Carpool Karaoke video
- The Super Bowl was last Sunday. If you have been living under a rock and haven’t seen the amazing half-time show from Bey, Bruno and Chris Martin you can watch it here.
- If you love tacos and spinning chances are you will love this.
Cacti Pick of the Week

Baked cinnamon lavender heart donuts just in time for Valentines or Galentines Day.
What Else You Got?
- Disney’s Frozen is being turned into a musical and will be hitting Broadway in 2018.
- Flavorwire has created a list of the best teenage bedrooms on film.
- El Duderino! There is a Big Lebowski-themed bar and grill that just opened in Iowa.
- If you haven’t already voted in our Darcy Vs Thornton showdown make sure you get your vote in before the poll closes!
GIF of the Moment

These Heinz sausage dogs won the cute category in the 2016 Super Bowl ads. Paul Rudd came a close second.
HAHAH that gif is awesome!! All the yas to the new Harry Potter book, I think the book community went a little crazy when that was announced. I’m soooo excited for the Me Before You movie, it looks beautiful and sweet, and brings a tear to my eye every time I watch it.
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